Paws for Laughter: The Best Cat-Themed T-Shirt Slogans for Every Feline Personality

At MySnapArt, we believe every cat has a story - and some of them are just plain hilarious.

Whether you're the proud servant of a chonky tabby or a snooty Persian with expensive tastes, there's a perfect slogan or joke that can be used on a custom t-shirt or mug design.

We’ve rounded up our favourite cat-inspired t-shirt slogans and jokes, tailored to different types of feline royalty. Wear them with pride, or gift them to the crazy cat person in your life.

General Cat Lover Classics

These slogans are purrfect for anyone whose wardrobe is already covered in cat hair.

"Paws and Reflect"

"The Cat Is in Charge, I Just Live Here"

"I Work Hard So My Cat Can Have a Better Life"

"Cats: Because People Are Too Complicated"

"Sorry I'm Late - My Cat Was Sitting on Me"

"My cat runs this house. I just pay the rent."

"Easily distracted by cats and drama."

"Sorry I’m late, my cat was sleeping on me."

"Paws off. Cat nap in progress."

"I yell at my cat in full sentences."

Tabby Cat Tributes

Tabbies are the stripy, sassy superstars of the cat world.

"Stripe Happens"

"Tabby and Proud"

"Certified Tiger Mini-Me"

"This Tabby Runs on Cuddles and Chaos"

Black Cat Magic

Forget superstition - black cats are sleek, mysterious, and utterly majestic.

"Witch’s Favourite Roommate"

"Furmidable in Black"

"Meowgic Lives Here"

"Good Luck Comes in Black"

Chonky Cat Slogans

Big love for the big lads. These chunky charmers deserve the spotlight.

"More Cat to Love"

"Heavyweight Champion of the Nap"

"Built for Cuddles, Not Speed"

"Chonk Level: Supreme"

Ginger Cats Unite

Loud, proud, and impossible to ignore - just like their human fans.

"Fiery Fur, Feline Attitude"

"Ginger and Judgemental"

"50 Shades of Orange"

"Carrot Top Commander"

White Cat Style

Glamorous, poised, and probably judging you.

"Snowball with Whiskers"

"Too Posh to Pounce"

"Elegance Comes in White"

"Purr Snow Angel"

Tuxedo Cats

Dressed to impress - and possibly knock things off your shelf.

"Formal but Feisty"

"Sleek. Sophisticated. Savage."

"James Bond Has Nothing on Meow"

"Purr in a Bow Tie"

Persian Cat Royalty

When your cat looks like it belongs in a palace...

"Born to Be Pampered"

"This Face Says 'Fetch My Snacks'"

"Too Glam to Give a Damn"

"Purr-sian Royalty"

Siamese Sass

Vocal, brilliant, and always the centre of attention.

"Double Trouble, Double Purr"

"Meow Means 'Obey Me' in Siamese"

"Tail Like a Whip, Meow Like a Diva"

"Siamese Dreaming"

Bonus: Nerdy Cat Wordplay

Because puns and paws were made for each other.

"Catticus Finch"

"Napoleon Cataparte"

"Whiskerstein’s Monster"

"Pawcasso in the Studio"

Whichever type of cat you adore, there’s a slogan that sums up their ‘purrsonality’. And with our custom t-shirt printing service, you can wear that slogan loud and proud. Better yet, upload a photo of your own cat and we’ll turn it into a digital masterpiece - complete with one of these witty phrases.

Ready to Wear Your Cat Love?

Whether you’re team tabby, ride-or-die for your chonky ginger, or enchanted by a black cat with witchy vibes - we’ve got a design (and a slogan) with your name on it. Explore our collection of custom cat T-shirts or upload your own photo and let us create something purrsonalised just for you.

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