Sit, Stay, Slay: The Best Dog T-Shirt Slogans for Every Pup Personality

Sit, Stay, Slay: The Best Dog T-Shirt Slogans for Every Pup Personality

If you think dogs don’t belong on T-shirts, you’re barking up the wrong tree. At MySnapArt, we can create a one-off t-shirt design to celebrate your dog. We'll also put a slogan or joke on the design, but what should you choose?

We’ve rounded up some great dog-themed one-liners and short jokes, perfect for personalised T-shirts or mug designs. They’re fun, funny, and best of all - fetch-worthy.

For Every Dog Lover

  • "Dog Hair, Don’t Care"
  • "Pawlease and Thank You"
  • "Sit Happens"
  • "I Woof You"
  • "Can’t Talk, Dog on Lap"
  • "Walk? Did Someone Say Walk?!"
  • "Fetch Happens"
  • "Zero Barks Given"
  • "Snacc? I Heard Snacc."
  • "Pawsitive Vibes Only"
  • "Sit. Stay. Slay."
  • "Stay Ruff, My Friend"
  • "Less People, More Dogs"
  • "Life’s Better with a Wag"
  • "Dog First, Adulting Later"
  • "Chasing Tail Like It’s a Career"

For Big Personalities (the Dogs, Not You...)

  • "Tiny Tornado"
  • "Drama Pup"
  • "CEO of Barking"
  • "Certified Good Boy"
  • "Queen of the Couch"
  • "Will Work for Treats"

For Lazy Legends

  • "Snooze Patrol"
  • "Nap Game Strong"
  • "Running Late is My Cardio"
  • "Just Here for Snacks"
  • "Professional Lounger"

For Loyal Companions

  • "Ride or Dog"
  • "Best Friend Ever"
  • "Fur-Ever by Your Side"
  • "Love, Loyalty, Licks"
  • "Built to Snuggle"

For Tough Guys (with Soft Ears)

  • "Security Snuggles"
  • "Bark First, Ask Later"
  • "Guard Dog on Break"
  • "Paw Enforcement"
  • "Sniff. Judge. Repeat."

Short Dog Jokes (for Shirts That Speak in Woofs)

  • "Stay Pawsitive"
  • "Bone Appétit"
  • "My Therapist Has Fur"
  • "Stop Hounding Me"
  • "Pawffice Assistant"

Let’s Be Honest

  • "It Was Me"
  • "Sniffed It. Licked It. It’s Mine."
  • "Tail Wags and Trash Bags"
  • "Poop Happens"
  • "This Shirt Smells Like Dog"

One-Liner Dog Jokes

  • "Dogs are like chips - you can’t have just one."
  • "I asked the dog for advice. He said nothing. As usual."
  • "I like big mutts and I cannot lie."
  • "My dog’s only flaw? He can’t pay rent."
  • "Dog breath: smells like love and last week’s chicken."
  • "I trust my dog more than most people."
  • "He doesn’t lie, he just steals socks."

Pun-Based Slogans

  • "Howl You Doin’?"
  • "Paws Off My Snacks"
  • "Barking Up the Right Tree"
  • "It’s Been a Ruff Day"
  • "Paw-sitively Loyal"
  • "Tail Me About It"
  • "Pup Culture Enthusiast"

Final Bark

Choose a phrase that suits your doggo or make up your own. Then add your pup’s photo, and we’ll turn it into a hilarious and heartwarming wearable masterpiece.

Ready to Wear Your Woof?

Celebrate your dog with a custom T-shirt that shows off their unique style (and your sense of humour). Upload a photo, pick a slogan, and let MySnapArt turn your furry friend into fashion.

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Let your dog do the talking - one T-shirt at a time.

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